fortune cookies in bulk

This year's summer getaway was a family reunion-type thing in the mountains of the northwest, which was just as satisfying (and confusing) as it sounds.  Part of this experience was getting to tear open a foot-and-a-half tall bag of fortune cookies, and reading every single fortune.

We were staring at this appalling product, purchased by my cousins TO EAT, when my Aunt B said, "I wanna open them all" or something.  Then WE DID.  

Bulk bags like this can be found in various grocery stores off the beaten path, and most likely on the internet.  I recommend giving this sort of activity a go, particularly for the snarky comments that are sure to be made about each fortune.